I run more than the industry, babe. I basically run the world.
I know you were quoting Beyonce there. I know my shit.
It sure is buddy. Take it or leave it, but nobody should love a baby named North West. You learn that shit in history, not from a baby.
Wow, I bet they wished you were there to life coach them before they had their baby. I know I would’ve.
What are you singing?
It’s…nevermind. I’m trying to be Kanye.
Today I got a seat on the subway by saying “You know in Cuba, by now I would’ve kidnapped you and turned you into stew because you took my seat, you look really tasty too.” and she got up and left.
And it actually worked? Impressive.
I have my moments.
You need Jesus.
Is that advice?
If you’re Kanye, I’m Beyonce. It’s only fair.
I think that’s a fair deal. We basically run the industry.
What are you saying?
I gotta testify, come up in the spot looking extra fly.
I guess I have no choice, in that case.