It was so hot today, I was fucking squeezing sweat out of my shirt.
Were you really?
I’ve been told. Not really, but it makes me sound like a cool, rebel kind of person, so I’m going to pretend people have told me that before.
I totally thought you were a cool, rebel kind of person, so I’ll pretend you didn’t tell me you were pretending and I’ll think you’re cool and rebellious. Hi, I’m Trevor.
Wow, thank you. You’re such a great listener. Hell no, I always win, because I ramble on topic. You just ask and say simple stuff.
I know I am, it’s also what makes me such a great person. Oh yeah? Like what?
No need to apologize for it. Beyonce is everyone’s favorite, which is why she rules the world. And my heart. I consider turning for her on a daily basis.
I would totally turn for her if I were you. Luckily for me, there’s no turning necessary. Have I introduced myself? I’m Trevor.
Im really good at this stuff, aren’t I? Please, do you really want to watch Kim Kardashian give birth? I think I’d throw up. The other day I was talking about getting my own ranting booth, the people here need to know what’s a no-no. Especially the fat women walking around with booty shorts on.
You lost me a little there after Kim Kardashian giving birth. Who can ramble more, do you think? I know I could go on for hours. Just about random things, really. The weather’s not too bad today. I saw a spider earlier. Do I win?
Well, fuck, I was hoping you wouldn’t catch on.
I’m sorry, it’s just, she’s my favorite.
Fail. Sorry. Oops, I’m not sorry.
Are you? Are you really?